Doctor? It’s Martha and I’m bringing you back to earth.
AND HIS ASS CAME BACK ON THE DOUBLE TOO
HIS OWN FUCKIN WIFE HAD TO CARVE INTO A DAMN MOUNTAIN TO GET HIS ATTENTION
MARTHA FUCKIN JONES MADE ONE PHONE CALL
CUZ MARTHA FUCKIN JONES AIN’T THE ONE TO FUCK WITH
Rory & Amy had to deface a field with their car.
Donna had to go on solo mystery adventures to maybe run into him.
And Jack had to set up an alarm system designed around the Doctor’s detached hand.
Even Winston Churchill can’t just ring up the TARDIS any old day, he gets forwarded to River.
Martha HBIC Jones is the only person who’s got a direct line to the Doctor.